after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He did a backflip because drugs
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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