Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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