im about as happy as oj after his trial
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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