All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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