Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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