your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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