My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
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