i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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