I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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