I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I forgot how hot balto sounded
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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