i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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