moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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