I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Is Oprah even human
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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