Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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