i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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