make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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