You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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