Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
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how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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