They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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