He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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