you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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