Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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