there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
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There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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