so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Randomize