check it out our google latitudes are spooning
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
it glows. i had to have it.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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