i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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