when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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