You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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