The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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