Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize
