Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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