I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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