i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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