I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
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i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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