could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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