My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Dicks are not precious.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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