week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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