Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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