There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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