it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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