shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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