oh god the rape fog is back!
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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