in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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