Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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