The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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