Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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