I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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