Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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