I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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