Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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