that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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