i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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