I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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