yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
How external is "for external use only"?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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