plz talk dirty to me
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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