if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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