Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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